Dear Dave Merry Christmas and I Call

Dear Dave

Merry Christmas and I happen to have lost track of which game I was playing because you seem to have multiple games going all at once and I am unsure which ones were relevant to myself, I will call and turn 4 Kings, hah show me the money pal.

Bongo

Aww liccle Bongo cannot keep up, okay I’ll just do them one at a time, turns an ace, turns an ace, turns an ace, turns an ace, and turns an ace, 5 ACES better luck next time old bean, would you like me to deal again?  ~What, of course I can have 5 aces, we are using 2 decks and everyone can see my rolled up sleeves so I cannot possibly cheat, ooh mind your head that shelf behind you looks a little unstable.

So moving on, you think you have problems I have a 14 year old who signs presents as my little Angeal, I wonder where she might end up working in a couple of years.

The funniest line I have seen this morning so far was:

DOGS HAVE OWNERS, CATS HAVE STAFF

hmmn, if this is progress then gentlemen we really have a need to get help to step up a gear.

Merry Christmas and Enjoy the rest of your days, I am thinking of letting all my hair fall out or pulling all my hair out so I will have no future inspiration for that to happen, the young madam is currently testing her new hair suite and i have a feeling a crash test dummy is going to be found if not demanded, WHY YOU arrrrggghhhh

with Love

Dave S Perkins Esquire

Oh all right but do not tell anyone

Christmas Kiss and Furtive Wipe, Christmas Kiss and Furtive Wipe, Christmas Kiss and Furtive Wipe

There and whatever it is you are worried about catching, YOU CANNOT CATCH IT TWICE

XXX

God Bless and May Your Wishes Dreams and Joy Shine From the Core of Your Being’s

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